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Tuesday, February 10

Superpoo used to explode superloo

The superloo has exploded, and the suspect is still at large.

He is a male, with hair and wearing jeans and a t-shirt, may have facial har. But the most distincitve feature is his ability to shit so much that it can make the 'superloo' explode. Watch out, as the man is dangerous and may be able to produce farts....

Shit thats funny

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