Opinionated news exctraction for all by that geeky accountant type guy...

Tuesday, October 12

Pirate Alert

A pirate has been spoted plundering the Gold Coast of its Booty.

The police report "The man is described as caucasian, between 50 and 60 years of age, of solid build with grey hair and a beard.

He was wearing a black T-shirt and black pants." And missing an eye patch.

This is the bottom of the page