The Friday Thing

Four More Years: "By an amazing coincidence, God has exactly
the same views as right-wing Republicans. Thus it's likely that
God will soon manifest Himself via a series of policies designed
to appeal to religious nutcases and the sort of morons who think
that God is taking a strong interest in their personal well-
being, despite the fact that they live in a trailer park,
resemble Jabba the Hutt and are so ill-educated they have
difficulty concentrating long enough to make it to the end of
Peanuts.... The knives are already out for Roe v Wade, and many
states have decided to ban gay marriage. But why stop here? There are a hell of a lot of things God probably wants George to do, like kill all heathens. Bush and God have made a start on the
Muslims, but they're going to have to raise their game if they're
really going to make a big dent in the population. And there are
still all those pesky atheists, Buddhists, Jedis, etc. This is
going to require some radical action..."

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