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Wednesday, November 17

Gym catches on Fire

Goodlife Gym caught on fire today. The cause, the electrical bored. The cause of the electrical fault is belived to be becuase Dhimesh Patel was working out so hard that it blew a fuse and caught fire.

Dhimesh says "I was bored." Witnesses say it maybe becuase he is hot especialy when he is working out. Thats why he sweats. Doctors have confirmed that Dhimesh sweats when he is hot through a series of tests. Which included sleeping on the swing for 3 hours. The manager of the gym says the gym should be operational in a few hours while the electricain comes down and replaces the broken fuse.

A survey conducted in New Zealand says that 62% of people think Dhimesh should compile a list of things to do during the holidays and not just bum around the house. 37% of the people surved agree with the other 62%. The remaining 1% of people think Dhimesh should go out side and do things before he goes in sane.

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