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Wednesday, February 9

Got iPod Need Cock

Do you have an iPod but need penis as well? Or you you like to think your playing with your self (or someone else...) when touching your iPod?

Well now the internet can help. By way of a simple hack for the iPod you can now feed your penis envy to the tune of your favourite song. And who could ever forget the classic "I've got cock in my ear" by Johnny Apple Seed and The Sour Grapes.

"Screwing Around With iPod"

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