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Saturday, April 9

Cookie Monster goes on Diet

Geez, talk about sucking all the fun out of life. Cookie Monster will be cutting back on sweets as part of a new healthy eating program on Sesame Street. The googly-eyed, blue fuzzball will learn that "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food." What next, a song called "C is for Celery?"

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