Mind Control

I have never been mind controleded. Thats becuase I wear a hat made out of tin foil. But since you cant get tin foil anymore you will all dance like monkeys for pennys. Not that we have pennys, we have sense in Australia. It might be confusing for some, but thats becuase your not wearing a hat made of tin foil. An alternative to a tin foil hat is the more up market aluminium foil hat. Its lighter, shinyer and you can also use to pack your lunch in. Which wont help your lunch much, because its mostliky dead.

[ I have no pants on ]