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Friday, October 28

10 Things To Yell Out During DOOM, THE MOVIE

10. How do I bring up the console?

9. Teh Rock is a n00b.

8. Dude, that hurt. The health is behind the crate!

7. Team kill!

6. This new engine rules.

5. Crap map.

4. This AI is so fucking lame.

3. (as the credits roll) That last boss sucked.

2. Fucking camper fags!

1. Shit, how do I skip this cut scene? This fucking sucks, it's been going on for like 30 minutes.

[ D-News does not condone yelling in the movies. In fact if I hear someone yelling anything while I'm watching the movie you can expect some doom coming your way. ]

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