50 things about Kazakhstan you may not have known
Sacha Baron Cohen's comic creation portrays them as a band of goat-punching, woman-caging, urine-drinking anti-semites; the Kazakhs, understandably, object, and are threatening legal action. So what is central Asia's most obscure nation really like? Ed Caesar reports (Thats right D-news has paid reporters...)
1. Almost as big as western Europe, and four times the size of Texas, Kazakhstan is the ninth-largest country in the world.
2. At the 2004 Olympics Kazakhstan finished 40th in the medals table - above South Africa - with one gold, four silvers and three bronze medals.
3. Despite Borat's suggestions that, in Kazakhstan, people hunt bears "for fun", hunting is no longer a popular pastime. The ancient custom of hunting with eagles, however, has been revived in the past few years, after being discouraged by the Soviet regime.
4. The word "Kazakh" means "independent" or "wanderer".
5. Since independence from the USSR in 1991, Kazakhstan has been ruled by President Nursultan A Nazarbayev, right. He has the power to initiate constitutional amendments, appoint and dismiss the government, dissolve parliament and call referendums. In 1995, President Nazarbayev called a referendum to expand his powers. In 1999, he swept to power again, although he did not face stiff competition - one of his opponents based his campaign on his
ability to crush glass in his bare hands.
6. Kazakhstan is home to the Baikonur cosmodrome, from which Yuri Gagarin's
first orbital flight was launched in 1961. The centre used to be top secret, but
has been re-invented as a tourist destination.
7. Kazakhs love rhythmic gymnastics and cycling - a local boy, Alexander Vinokourov, came third in the 2003 Tour de France.
8. The main export is oil. The aim is to be in the world's top five exporters.
9. The government discussed whether to legalise polygamy in 2000 but, despite a lot of support, the practice remains common but illegal.
10. Traditional beshbarmak consists of boiled horseflesh on big noodles.
11. The official language is Kazakh, but most people also speak Russian.
12. President Nazarbayev is lining up his daughter, Dariga, to succeed him. She is an opera singer. A mezzo soprano to be precise.
13. Borat's sister is a prostitute - "maybe second or third in whole of Kazakhstan". She is not alone. The country features in an official American report as one of 15 countries that has not done enough to combat people-trafficking.
14. There are 600,000 registered drug addicts in the country.
15. Kazakhstan is the only central Asian country that exports oil to China - andthe Chinese have built a 1000km pipeline to ensure this continues.
16. Kazakhs excel at boxing. They won two golds and two silvers in the sport at the 2000 Olympics, while in 2004, Bakhtiyar Artayev won gold and was named best boxer of the Games.
17. Local inns are likely to sell two types of traditional tipple: fermented camel's milk (kumyran), or fermented mare's milk (kumiss).
18. The capital moved from Almaty to the purpose-built city of Astana in 1998. Almaty comes from the old name "Alma-Ata", meaning "Father of Apples", after the wild apples that grow in the area.
19. The largest outdoor ice rink in the world is at Medeo, outside Almaty.
20. There are six Kazakhs for every square kilometre.
21. In the Almaty Zelenniy Bazaar, a kilo of caviar costs around £170, although local mafia interests can secure the luxury for well under this price.
22. Kazakhstan has had a glittering Hollywood career, starring with HarrisonFord in Air Force One, with Pierce Brosnan in The World is not Enough and Jean Reno in Rollerball.
23. The words of the Anthem of the Republic of Kazakhstan are as follows:
"We are a valiant people, sons of honour, And all we've sacrificed to gain our freedom.
Emerging from malicious grip of fate, from hell of fire, We scored a victory of glory and success
Soar high up in the sky, oh, eagle of freedom, Call up to harmony, agreement and accord!
For hero's might and strength is in the nation, Just as the unity is nation's razing sword.
While honouring our mothers and respecting The cream of cream of our rising nation
We welcomed all ill-starred and struck by ruin ... Our homeland, the steppe, a sacred cradle
Of friendship and accord Gave all a shelter and a hearty refuge We've overcome the hardships
Let the past serve bitter lesson But ahead we face a radiant future. We bequeath our sacred legacy implying our mother tongue And sovereignty and valour and traditions So dearly cherished by our forefathers As true mandate to future generations."
24. The national football team are 140th in the Fifa world rankings, out of 205. Their first World Cup was in 1998, when they were placed in the Asian group. Kazakhstan protested, and were moved to Uefa, the European governing body.
25. Around 1,500 Kazakhs live in Britain.
26. The population of Caspian Sea sturgeon, from whose roe Beluga caviar is made, is plummeting. A quarter of a century ago, around 1,100 tonnes of caviar were harvested each year. In 2003, this was eight tonnes.
27. The semi-arid, thinly populated steppe is used by the Kazakh and Russian governments as a nuclear testing site. Few efforts have been made to stem the resulting pollution. The rates of disease in nearby rural areas have soared.
28. Kazakhstan's currency is the tenge; 1,000 tenge are worth £4.30.
29. During President Nazarbayev's speech at the new capital's opening ceremony, he said there was no problem with the hurricane winds that whip through the city. His hat blew off.
30. Men over the age of 18 must serve two years of military service.
31. Foreign hunters pay for expensive licences to hunt Siberian ibex (large, long-horned goats). Maral (mountain deer) or Asiatic wapiti (elk) with antlers weighing up to 20kg are also a big draw.
32. Borat's wish to "Throw the Jew down the Well" is shared by some Kazakhs. Although President Nazarbayev denies that anti-Semitism exists, inflammatory articles have appeared in the populist Kazakhskaya Pravda newspaper decrying "the Zionists" and "International Jewry".
33. The population is 15,143,704.
34. In the western plains, the Karakurt spider, a relative of the black widow, kills scores of camels every year.
35. Genghis Khan ravaged Kazakhstan in the 13th century, leaving it without settled civilisation for 600 years.
36. Ethnic Kazakhs were, until the middle of the 20th century, pastoral nomads. They lived in yurts - portable, domed tents made of felt - and travelled from summer pastures to warmer winter lands, accompanied by their livestock.
37. Zhambyl Zhabaev, who died in 1945, is Kazakhstan's most famous folk singer
and poet. He played the domra, a plucked string instrument.
38. The population is 47 per cent Muslim and 44 per cent Orthodox.
39. Kazakhstan has borders with Russia, China, Russia, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan
and Kyrgyzstan.
40. Last month, the national football team finished at the bottom of their seven-team World Cup qualifying group. They had accrued a total of one point, from a goalless draw with Georgia in Tbilisi.
41. Kazakhstan became the first former Soviet republic to repay all of its debt to the IMF in 2000, seven years ahead of schedule.
42. Kazakhstan cuts off Turkmenistan, Kyr-gyzstan and Uzbekistan from Russia, and acts as a power-broker for the region as a whole. It uses this geographical advantage to justify charging exorbitant fees for rail-usage dues across the steppes. There is still no rail service connecting Almaty with Tashkent, the capital of Uzbekistan, for precisely this reason.
43. To celebrate the closure of the Semipalatinsk nuclear test range four years ago, Tugelbek Kasymov, 56, a member of the International Anti-Nuclear Movement, cycled from Moscow to Rome. Calling himself "Kazakhstan's earth cosmonaut", he completed the 5,000km journey in 25 days.
44. Kazakhstan has the 10th highest number of horses in the world.
45. It is the world's largest land-locked country, although it borders the land-locked Caspian Sea.
46. Wife-stealing is a common way of securing marriage. A man kidnaps a woman whom he wants to marry, and her parents are left with no option but to negotiate a reasonable dowry.
47. The international dialling code for Kazakhstan is +7.
48. The national flag, adopted in 1992, comprises a golden sun and bird on a sky blue background. The background represents "the sky", according to the designers, while the golden sun represents Kazakhstan's "golden future".
49. In 2001, archaeologists found a 600-year-old mausoleum on the bed of the Aral Sea, which is rapidly drying out. They believed it to be evidence that the giant lake had dried out at least once before.
50. The age of consent is 18.
[ Always use rule of thumb or your wife will develop small boobies ]
12 Comments:
That is awesome. I thought it maybe a fake one, but he also has a picture... Very awesome.
This is really interesting. Something we never learned in school, and they have paid off their debts! This is a country we should show some interest in.
Although there are some things about this little known country that are encouraging, should we give positive attention to a country that still considers women property and condones kidnapping of women for dowry?
I personally have a friend that came over from this country and I believe that she represents her country very well. She is smart, very pretty, and has a good job, and spoke and wrote English very well. It is a shame that a movie such as this depicts people from this country as mindless and backwards. We need to realize that garbage movies such as this "borat" should have no place in our society.
One thing about Borat...he has caused many people to learn a great deal more about Kazakhstan than they ever knew before. All foolishness aside, he has caused people to think!
Borat! Good job. Arabs must have paid you handsomely. Until now Kazakhstan was the only muslim country where Jews prospered and lived comfortably. All these years arabs and other "true muslims" were trying to put kazakhs against jews. It never worked. Kazakhs are truly peaceloving people and so many americans living and working there will agree. I hope Kazakhstan's Jews will give Borat a big cup of Fermented Horse Urine!
Borat AS IN NAME Bad-O-Rat. What d'ya expect from him? He could do everything just to make an extra million, never mind who's hurt or somebody will injure. He's typical self-center low-life in a nice human mask. I pity those who paid to watch his film.
Many of our newer generation already lost the morality toward life. B-O-Rat encourage them to do it. Pretty soon you will see comedy such as: how many Jews could you pack in a Volkswagen? Just torse a dime into the car and B-o-Rat may be one of them. I hope he read the msg I write.
Hey Guys:This is comedylaced with polical and racial satire. It shows the absurdity of religious or racial bigotry. When jews are shown with horns or fear shown from cockroaches, that whole thing shows how ludicrous and stupid bigotry can be. (pardon misspellings).
Absolutely, the film makers were deceptive with the people they filmed. And the people filmed were really naive. It's a lesson to us all to read first before signing anything.
But this is a comedy that shows how demeaning women or jews or ? is really done by someone who (in the film) just doesn't have all his screws in place correctly.
So, sit back and enjoy the ride.
It's hilarious.
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BORAT is a movie that shocks us into understanding how ignorant we can be. We may all 'say' we are good people without prejudice. But bottom line is prejudice exists. Cohen (aka: Borat) proves this through his humor; and at the ignorant one's expense. So let the movie 'participants' complain all they want about being mislead or 'tricked'. The bottom line is: no one told them to say anything they did not 'want' to say. It's too late for them to 'take back' their ignorant comments...fueled by stereotypes and prejudice. But maybe it will help the rest of us to re-access our 'own intelligence'; and re-evaluate what stupid and ignorant prejudices erupt from inside each and every one of us.
I was born and grew up in Kazakhstan, in Alamty...Kidnapping of women for dowry is the wedding ritual that might still has place in some remoted villages in order to keep traditions, but I never heard in whole my life that somebody really kidnapped wife for dowry...or being kidnapped...
Everybody who saw the "borat" movie has to understand that this movie has nothing in common with Kazakhstan, except the flag that borat was holding in the beginning of the movie. It was the only one true thing. Everything else is his imagination...the movie was filmed in Romanian village and music was by Goran Bregovich from Yugoslavia...Of course for me, Jewish who was born and raised in Kazakhstan (and never experienced any antisemitism there), is very unpleasant to think that people can really think what we don't know how to use toilet, but at the end this movie is not about Kazakhstan, it's about Americans...
I don't think people know what this movie is about its about america and the country not about kazackstan maybe the guy is from there and he's an actor nad he is jewish himself its like callin south park antisemetic
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