The Cat Piano

In other cat news, Athanasius Kircher has designed the cat piano and documented it in the Musurgia Universalis. The piano is designed to raise the spirits of an Italian prince who is too stressed out from fucking virgins all day. The musicman would select cats whose voices were at different pitches then arrange them in the pens accordingly. The piano delivers sharp pokes into the tails of the cats. Cruel? Definitely. Funny?

ROFL

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