The Day that was Today

Alan Jones come out, thinks he's Jesus and steals material from Arnie. The smallest man in the world dies, Richard Hammond has to see a dentist about his chipped tooth after crashing a car at 464 km/h. The first look at the protoforms of Optimus Prime and Starscream have revealed themselves on this messageboard thanks to the intrepid journalist Puma King. If you're so naive as to not know what a Transformer protoform is, it's how the alien robots looked before scanning our vehicles and somehow switching into robots that could transform into Earth cars instead of alien cars or whatever they were before, you idiot. If Optimus Prime were Michael Jackson, this would be how he looked in the Jackson Five era, thereby making his later semi-truck form a child molester. (why is he carved from cola bottles?). For all you DRM lovers, the iPod turned five years old today. Way to crush the hopes and dreams of the future. THE FUTURE!