eBay item 5527883667

this is a unique auction where you can buy my entire collection of conscious memories up till and including my second birthday. I guarantee you that if you win this auction, i will supply you with a certificate of ownership of my memories, detailing any memories of this era which i may have at the time of issue ( which will probably consist of nothing).

If , upon your ownership of my memories, i recall any situation predating my second birthday, i will not share these with anyone unless prior permission is given by yourself.

there is a low reserve on this valuable? item.

happy bidding....