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Tuesday, October 5

Pirates vs Ninjas

Pirates, they cuss and they drink, plunder ships, are usually missing an eye or a limb, and would cut your throat rather than say a kind word. Ninjas, they are dark, stealthy assassins who are notorious for flipping out and killing people at the drop of a spoon. So which one is the baddest of the bad? Both have fans, and neither side can come to an agreement. The battle over this issue has raged for centuries, with cutlass clashing against katana and much blood being spilled. Farshot.com has decided to end this debate once and for all! We used rigorous testing methods and came up with three scenarios that should end this feud forever: Sea, land, and air.

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