Chinese Proverbs

Virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.