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Thursday, April 21

eBay item 7509399867

Unlce Rico's Time Machine is up for sale on eBay. Its not the real one. just a fake. Its probably Rico trying to make a quick buck...

[ Time Machine or cock zapper? ] You get to decide

[Note: This device looks like its made of plastic and probably wont zap you as hard as you will like]

[Dang!: I forgot to mention it includes the crystal so you should be able to travel back a few years interms of mental health]

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