RUNNING OF THE BULL DYKES

DANGEROUS new sport, inspired by the running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain, is taking college campuses across the U.S. by storm.

Worried officials say the Running of the Bull Dykes has already caused several serious injuries. "And now we're waiting for the first death to happen," says one distraught campus administrator.

Young male students say they get an adrenaline rush when they run from a stampeding herd of stocky, short-haired, mannish lesbians that are whipped into a snorting, bellowing frenzy by alcohol and the liberal use of cattle prods.

"A 200-pound, infuriated bull dyke is nothing to mess with," says one officer. "A man can get seriously hurt if he's trampled by the herd during the run."

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