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Saturday, October 28

Deep Fried Coke


Abel Gonzales, 36, a computer analyst from Dallas, tried about 15 different varieties before coming up with his perfect recipe: a batter mix of Coca-Cola syrup, strawberry syrup, and strawberries.

Balls of the batter are then deep-fried. Served in a cup, topped with more Coca-Cola syrup, whipped cream, cinnamon sugar and a cherry.

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Monday, October 23

The Day that was Today

Alan Jones come out, thinks he's Jesus and steals material from Arnie. The smallest man in the world dies, Richard Hammond has to see a dentist about his chipped tooth after crashing a car at 464 km/h. The first look at the protoforms of Optimus Prime and Starscream have revealed themselves on this messageboard thanks to the intrepid journalist Puma King. If you're so naive as to not know what a Transformer protoform is, it's how the alien robots looked before scanning our vehicles and somehow switching into robots that could transform into Earth cars instead of alien cars or whatever they were before, you idiot. If Optimus Prime were Michael Jackson, this would be how he looked in the Jackson Five era, thereby making his later semi-truck form a child molester. (why is he carved from cola bottles?). For all you DRM lovers, the iPod turned five years old today. Way to crush the hopes and dreams of the future. THE FUTURE!

Wednesday, October 18

Celebrity Bra Sizes

Sick of arguing over what breast sizes a celebrity is? Now you can settle them all, with the official list of bra sizes.

[ Sizes ]

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Tuesday, October 17

Deep Fried Computer


Remember the oil cooled PC. Well someone has taken it 8 steps forward and oil cooked his PC on a hot plate and made some chips while playing Quake 3.

[ Computer Chips ]

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Saturday, October 14

Giant Lamp

To Celebrate the 70th Birthday of the Original 1227 Anglepoise Lamp we have created a three times life size version of the lamp which is handmade in England.

[ £1,660.00 ex VAT ]

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Friday, October 13

Free Accomodation In Japan


This little hottie would like you to stay over for free if she can have sex with you. However, you must be UNDER 35 and YOU ARE NICE LOOKING and YOU ARE WHITE.

hint: I am want to go to Australia first.

Of course if you dont meet the criteria and you LIEK MILK. You can alway stay over with this dairy queen.

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Wednesday, October 11

9 Volts

First there was the pak-lite, a commercialy made torch that you clip onto a 9v battery [History: some kid made this when he was 15, now he's 20 and living it up]. Then some smart arse came up with the diy version, which uses an old 9v battery connector to put led's in and hey presto, 9v battery torch [History: the same guy that made the tictac torch]. Then some other design folk, took this idea further and turned the torch into a kind of mini lamp/candle [History: insponse to those rechargable candles]. Now there is an instructable on how to make a solderless 9v lamp.

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Tickle Me Harder Extreme Elmo Sex Tape

The new Tickle me Elmo, TMX Elmo (Tickle Me Extreme Elmo), been warmly recived by the porn industry resulting in a hardcore, 3 way porn tape. Catch it on youtube, then go buy a TMX Elmo and have some fun.

[ Furry Porn ]

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Saturday, October 7

Shop in a Box


This is a cool entrepenurial idea from Singapoor. The idea is that you have a portable box which can be transported/erected anywhere. And you can sell your wares within. Kinda like a market stall only with glass and walls. I'm guessing it would be used like a promotional thing for an individual product/company eg Puma could sell their wares outside a sporting event. And becuase its portable it could follow an event and/or be moved and put up whenever the opportunity arose.

Its like an upmarket market stall.

[ V box ]
[ springwise ]
[ trendspotter ]

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Lego Ice Bricks


This seems to be doing the rounds atm. Probably should have posted this when I first saw it... Anyway, its an ice tray that produces lego bricks. But I think you would need to stack them to get the holes on the bottom so that you could actually stack them.

I'm going to assume that the purpose of this is to build an ice fortress when the next ice age comes around.

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