Opinionated news exctraction for all by that geeky accountant type guy...

Saturday, July 30

GTA: San Andrea- BANNED

The Australian Office of Film and Literature Classification has revoked classification of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, effectively banning the game.

The Australian Office of Film and Literature Classification has revoked the classification of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, making it illegal to sell, advertise, exhibit, or hire (rent) the game within Australia. Businesses which sell or rent the computer game are to remove the game from their shelves immediately.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas had previously been classified MA15+ in Australia for containing "Medium level" animated violence and coarse language. The Classification Board has found that on-screen nudity explicit sexual content embedded within the game—though accessible only via the third-party "Hot Coffee" modification—could not be supported by the MA15+ rating, and would instead require an M

Take-Two Interactive is currently being investigated by the United States' Federal Trade Commission over the explicit, hidden content embedded within the game. Take-Two has apologized for including the content in the shipping version of the game and has halted production of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Take-Two is also producing a version of the game which does not contain the hidden embedded sexual content.

[ sniff... ]

I was just waiting for it to come down in price... Now buy the time it does the new game is gona come out...

Defending GTA

[ Probably the best article so far defending GTA ]

Pregnant woman fired from Maternaty store

A federal jury in Boston will be asked to decide if a company that makes maternity clothing fired a worker because she was pregnant.

Jury selection begins Monday in the suit filed by Cynthia Papageorge.

She alleges that in 1999, a vice president for Mothers Work Incorporated pulled her aside and asked if she was able to do her job in her "condition." She says days later, the executive told her supervisor to fire her, but the supervisor refused.

But, the worker was fired while out on maternity leave. She's alleging discrimination because of her gender and her pregnancy. The supervisor was also fired.

Mothers Work Incorporated, based in Philadelphia, has denied any wrongdoing.

[ Maybe it was becuase they didnt want her to start using her staff discount ]

The real reason cars and cellphones do not mix

TALKING on a cellphone is more distracting for a driver than talking to a fellow passenger. And now we may know why.

While a car is moving, the strength of signal received by a driver's phone continually changes, and the phone often has to switch from one base station to another during a call. That causes a slight loss of sound quality, forcing the driver's brain to work harder to work out what the person at the other end is saying, say Takashi Hamada and colleagues at the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology in Tokyo, Japan.

Hamada's team measured the sound quality of mobile phone calls in parked cars and in cars travelling at 65 kilometres per hour. A comparison of the two types of voice signal revealed silent periods of about 300 milliseconds interrupting the signal roughly six times a minute. They also discovered a time lag of about 300 milliseconds for a phone in a moving car, while for 5 per cent of the time, the frequency range becomes distorted.

The researchers then played 11 volunteers an audio recording of a story that included similar interruptions. As the volunteers struggled to hear the distorted parts of the recording, their right parietal cortex, the part of the brain that perceives sound, became more active (Transport Research Part F, DOI: 10.1016/j.trf.2005.04.016).

Previously, it was assumed that speaking to passengers was less distracting because they stop talking when the driver needs to concentrate.

[ needs more salt ]

Friday, July 29

Xmail

Turn your Gmail account into an online drive. A good idea but I dont like the idea of someone having my password... some people my think that google have too much power and are hence evil, but they arnt going to steal your password(s). hopefully...

Anyway. I think its called Xmail because of that "online harddrive" that was around back in the day called X-drive. I think they gave you 25mb.

[ GDrive... ]

Thursday, July 28

The Netflix Paradigm

In a recent focus group at the Digital Media Summit, we asked a group of college students and young adults whether they regularly download unlicensed music or copy it from their friends' hard drives.

Affirmative, all eight told us.

And do they also download or copy full-length movies?

Rarely, the anonymous youths said. It takes too long. And why bother, when for around $20 a month they can rent as many films as they want online, for as long as they want, from Netflix or Blockbuster?

In other words, charge kids a reasonable price for a product that they want, and they'll pay for it, rather than ripping it off.

Asked why they don't buy CDs (and not one does regularly), the kids replied that they can't afford $15 to $20 a disc. Naturally, they added that record executives and artists are already stinking rich and don't need the money.

But studio executives and movie stars are also presumably stinking rich; and yet those same kids are willing to put more money into their pockets.

Not because of those MPAA ads before features that tell the kids that downloading movies is wrong. But because they're able to rent as many DVDs as they want per month at a price they can afford.

I have yet to hear a kid on one of these panels show the slightest remorse for ripping off copyrighted material. It's not that they're immoral—they're amoral: they balance convenience against price, and buy or rip off accordingly.

All of the kids in the group had tried Netflix or Blockbuster for online DVD rentals. Surprisingly, Blockbuster was the favorite. A majority of these young people like the idea that their $20 or so a month buys them unlimited online movie rentals and free in-store rentals, too.

Here are my take-aways from the kids' responses:

o The DVD business isn't necessarily about to follow the CD business into a tailspin. Blockbuster and other video rental chains have primed consumers to accept a rental model that works even better online. When consumers can rent ANY DVD they want from a central clearinghouse, rentals become even more attractive.

o The Netflix paradigm could hold the key to the music industry's survival. Kids are sending a loud message: they are not willing to pay traditional CD prices. But they may be willing to pay to rent music. Rhapsody, Napster, Yahoo, and other services are experimenting with portable rental models.

o Don't discount the importance of "clicks and bricks." Blockbuster fared better than Netflix in the kids' affections because it offers them both an online option for their planned rentals and a nearby store for their impulse buys. That doesn't necessarily mean that Blockbuster will flourish (not with ruinous losses and Carl Icahn circling). But others will. Think Wal-Mart.

One caveat: if DVDs get too easy to download or copy, the balance could shift to piracy. In South Korea, where multimegabit-a-second cable modems are in 80 percent of homes, DVD sales have fallen sharply. To avoid that fate in America, Hollywood will need to crack down on the pirates, while offering some enticing packages to consumers who pay. If filmmakers do this, then the kids in our focus group will sign up.

[ Its "reasonably" free ]

ps. what about the kids that borrow stuff from the netflix and just copy them...

Fucking Movies

Its a list of the top 100 movies rated on the number of times they use the word 'fuck'. And its in an encyclopedia... (THGTTG anyone)

[ Fucking Fucked Fucker ]

The People vs. Jamster.com

For a couple months now, you have been assaulting our sense of good taste and our sanity by repeatedly playing your commercials, particularly on Comedy Central, and trying to mislead us into thinking that your ringtones and wallpapers are 'fun' and 'cool,' when in fact they are 'annoying' and 'stupid.' We didn't mind too much at first, until they became even more frequent and annoying than they already were. Furthermore, you are, whether you know it or not, furthering the media crusade against those with good taste, following in the footsteps of bad movies, music, and television shows. In the name of good taste and sanity, we cannot allow this to continue. Jamster, please stop pummeling our senses with your constant asinine commercials, especially that one with the stupid frog.

[ Petition ]

Tuesday, July 26

National Identity Cards


"So Howie wants to bring national identity cards in, even stranger is Peter Beattie is supporting it, all in the name of "fighting terrorism" as we all know how a peice of paper will prevent someone from blowing up a bus one day."

Sort of like passports...

From Karlos's mind

Google Logo Maker

Check out the ->Awsomeness<-


[ Logogle ]

Sunday, July 24

Wooo Expensive T-Shirts

Expensive T-Shirts. On the Internet? Wow. I always thought the Internet would make things cheaper Oh well.

Partilce Physics to the Rescue

Classic audio recordings preserved on a warped and damaged records could yet be rescued for future generations using an optical analysis technique originally developed to keep track of subatomic particles.

Many rare vinyl recordings exist in libraries around the world. In the British Library's National Sound Archive there are more than a million old vinyl records. But even running a needle across some of these old records can damage them severely.

So researchers at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory in California, US, adapted a sensitive instrument used to build a colossal particle accelerator as a highly sensitive optical recording method.

"This enabled us to develop a non-contact way to measure delicate records without the need for much operator intervention," says Vitaliy Fadeyev who developed the technique with colleague Carl Haber. "It also has the potential to digitally reassemble broken discs."

[ NewScientist ]

Windows F/Vista

Windows Vista is the name of the new operating system by MS. Supposed to be realeased sometime next year (replaces XP). Their site is here. But the internet provides. And does it provide. A website called arsebiscuites.com have come up with the briliant idea of mocking this new MS mini site and its new product Vista. They call is Fista...

Bringing clarity to your world.

Today we live in a world of information, ways to communicate, and things to do. There is more you can do and even more you can discover.

This is fairly fucking obvious. Isn't it? Yes, of course it bastard is. We just like the sound of our own voices and spouting the sort or dreary, superfluous exec' speak we heard a VP use once.

Every day, millions of people around the globe are becoming overly reliant on their Windows PC to manage their increasingly sour, wasteful lives.

In today's digital world, you want the PC to adapt to you, so you can cut through the clutter and focus on what's important to you. What do you mean you'd like that yes, but all Windows seems to be able to do is allow my PC to grind to a standstill with ads and worms and when it's not asking me to update it it's crashing like a fucked junkie?

Well, we've listened to you for long enough, moaning like cunts, and we suddenly realised that if we didn't act fast and actually give you lot what you wanted rather than the purposefully slow and maintenance hungry shite you have already, we'd lose our cushy jobs and our boss wouldn't be able to by his new diamond plated house on the moon... of Jupiter.

Hence, we give you... FISTA.

Game Over for Modders

When the smoke clears around the Grand Theft Auto sex scandal, the innocent bystanders of the collision between politics, puritans and corporate dissembling may prove to be the community of "modders" who tinker with game content for their own amusement.

Game hackers have probed, tweaked and enhanced everything from Halo to The Sims 2 over the years without incurring the wrath of game makers -- despite widespread click-wrap contracts prohibiting unauthorized modifications, and ambiguities in copyright law that make distributing the hacks legally uncertain.

All that changed last week when game industry opponents and some Democratic lawmakers raised a furor over a sexually themed mini game baked into Rockstar Games' best-selling PC and console title GTA: San Andreas. The raunchy bonus material was hidden from normal play, but could be unlocked by a downloadable mod titled "Hot Coffee" developed by hacker Patrick Wildenborg of Deventer, Netherlands, last month.

Rockstar's parent company, Take Two Interactive, was quick to blame the modder and disavow responsibility for the racy content. In a July 13 press release, the company claimed that "a determined group of hackers" had gone to "significant trouble to alter scenes in the official version of the game," a process that the company said involved disassembling, recompiling and "altering the game's source code."

But on Wednesday, an investigation by the Entertainment Software Ratings Board concluded that Take Two was, in fact, responsible for the sex content, which was found in all three versions of San Andreas: the PC, Xbox and PlayStation2 dis

[ Wired ]

Tuesday, July 19


Fake Fossil


The Millenium Falcon being built

Sunday, July 17

Flipin Sweet


The new "Napoleon Dynamite" action figures don't have large talons, but they're still flippin' sweet.

McFarlane Toys announced Wednesday, July 13) that it will release a series of action figures in November based on the colorful characters in the 2004 surprise hit starring the dorky Jon Heder.

Now, besides quoting the film into the ground, you can re-create the memorable scenes with three different Napoleon figures: wearing snazzy prom attire, kicking back in a "Vote for Pedro" t-shirt or playing tetherball. Pals Pedro and Kip will also be immortalized for the upcoming series.

Get skills

Sunday, July 3

e-tax Links

Here is a list of the links to download the ATO's e-tax program, if you were to actually goto the website and try and download you would have to go through about 5 pages before getting to the link...

http://ato.gov.au/content/downloads/etax05/etax2005_1.exe - Main program
http://ato.gov.au/content/downloads/etax05/etax2005_2_docs.exe - Publications and ruling
http://ato.gov.au/content/downloads/etax05/etax2005_2_cgtdll.exe - Capital Gains Tax
http://ato.gov.au/content/downloads/etax05/etax2005_2_ftbdll.exe - Family Tax Benefit

Friday, July 1

War of words

By Andrew Heathcote
BRW. 30 June 2005

The decision by the Institute of Chartered Accountants in Australia (ICAA) to bombard the Australian media with advertisements critical of their main rival, CPA Australia, has created angst in the profession. The "word war" has been used to describe the deteriorating relationship between the two professional bodies, but infighting is not the most telling consequence of the advertisements. More important is the insight into whether the profession really understands what clients want from their professional service firms.

The recent advertising blitz by the ICAA is one of the most comprehensive undertaken by a professional body. It started on June 12 during the television programs Business Sunday and Meet the Press and in the days following, large print advertisements appeared in big daily newspapers and BRW. The amount the ICAA has spent on the blitz is a closely guarded secret but the bill will be big.

Apart from being subjected to questions about whether the advertisements are an appropriate use of member funds, the ICAA has come under fire for misinterpreting what business wants from them. Understanding changes in client expectations is a crucial, but challenging art for professional services firms.

The advertisements headed 'A Message to Australian Business', have short and simple messages. They state: "Research has indicated confusion between chartered accountants and CPAs. These are not the same. The chartered accountant qualification is a graduate diploma. The CPA qualification is not. The chartered accountant qualification is credited towards UK registered auditor status. The CPA qualification is not. Over 60% of CFOs in Australian Top 500 companies are chartered accountants. Put simply, a CPA is not a chartered accountant."

The directness of the advertisements is unusual and some accountants say it has started a war between the country's two biggest accounting bodies. The chief executive of the ICAA, Stephen Harrison, says this was not his intention. "It is part of a branding campaign we started in 2003 to raise awareness of chartered accountants and what they do. The research we have done has clearly identified that there has been misattribution between some of our advertising and the CPAs. So it became apparent to us more recently that we needed to get out into the marketplace and establish that the two brands are not the same."

The outgoing chief executive of CPA Australia, Greg Larsen, says the advertisements are misguided and damaging, but denies CPA Australia will respond with a derogatory advertising campaign of its own. "Why would you spend a considerable amount of membership subscriptions worrying about the difference between the two bodies rather than trying to encourage more people to come into the profession?

"CPA is an international entity with 25% of our members resident overseas," Larsen says. "The institute really only operates in Australia. Therefore they are only focused on how they are going in Australia and I guess they must feel they are not going all that well."

Larsen says he has received calls from members of CPA Australia and ICAA who have been disappointed by the advertisements. It seems reasonable to assume that they may have also finally put to rest lingering debate about whether the two groups will put aside their differences and reconsider a merger. Harrison says that not all ICAA members are pleased with the advertising strategy. "We have had some feedback from members and to be frank, some are happy with it and some are not," he says. "We did expect that some of them would be concerned that this was more aggressive than we have been in the past. But it was not our intention to be aggressive. We intended to be assertive and to demonstrate that there is a difference. It is not a declaration of war between the two accounting bodies. I think people are always sensitive to comparative statements. But unless you make comparative statements it is very hard to demonstrate there is a difference."

Who cares?
Although the advertisements appear as "messages to Australian business", some experts are left wondering whether business still cares about the distinction between CPAs and chartered accountants. One explanation for why the ICAA's research shows that business confuses the two groups is that most companies see them as reputable bodies and are not fussed which group their advisers belong to.

It has also been suggested that the ICAA's late advertising campaign will help it avoid reporting a big surplus in the year to June 30, 2005. In the year to June 30, 2004, the ICAA reported a surplus of $2,648,000 which is equal to 9.2% of the total receipts from members' subscriptions. Some members complained that the surplus was too large. Spending heavily on advertisements during June may help the ICAA avoid criticism about the 2005 result.

A CPA and partner of the Canberra firm Everalls DFK, John Mann, says the advertisements restrict the accounting profession's ability to solve the main problems it is facing: succession planning and getting graduates into public practice. "When people read this they must ask themselves why they would bother being an accountant." He says clients are likely to be equally unimpressed. "Clients must look at these ads and be wondering what has happened to the accounting profession. Clients are interested in strong and productive relationships with their advisers. I would think that 99% of businesses couldn't care less about whether their accountant is a chartered accountant or CPA."

The managing partner of the mid-tier firm Moore Stephens HF in Melbourne, Kevin Neville, says he was uncomfortable with the advertisements. "The institute should be promoting its members. I found this too negative and it doesn't address what business is really interested in hearing."

Neville is a member of the ICAA and CPA Australia. He says that when the firm hires senior staff it does not base its hiring decision on whether candidates are chartered accountants or CPAs. "We are looking for either qualification. Then it comes down to the quality of the person."

The national chairman of the mid-tier firm PKF Australia, Paul Bull, disagrees. He believes the stance taken by the ICAA is the right one. Bull says his firm undertook a survey two years ago to determine whether PKF should keep the term chartered accountant in its advertising and branding. The term was retained after the survey results showed that clients value the chartered accountant affiliation.

Bull believes long-standing confusion in the market about the distinction between CPAs and chartered accountants has not been corrected. PKF is predominately a chartered accounting firm but has some CPAs on staff.

Bull says he supports the ICAA's attempts to end the confusion because he believes chartered accountants have a competitive advantage. "It is fair to say we have extensive professional development and training, and I think we are ahead of most organisations where CPAs are heavily involved. With more and more things for accountants to be on top of, it is important for people to know that there is a different level of training and experience."

Not surprisingly, Larsen denies CPAs are less valuable to business than chartered accountants. He says: "A professional qualification is often a necessary prerequisite, but the difference between them is not of great interest to most employers. What is of interest to business is that they get highly competent people who know how to prepare financial accounts and are attuned to governance and ethics. A professional accountant stands by their profession. They will be prepared to say they will not produce a set of accounts when they don't accord with accounting standards or provide a true and fair view. That is what business wants from a professional accountant."

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