Opinionated news exctraction for all by that geeky accountant type guy...

Thursday, February 23

The Cat Piano


In other cat news, Athanasius Kircher has designed the cat piano and documented it in the Musurgia Universalis. The piano is designed to raise the spirits of an Italian prince who is too stressed out from fucking virgins all day. The musicman would select cats whose voices were at different pitches then arrange them in the pens accordingly. The piano delivers sharp pokes into the tails of the cats. Cruel? Definitely. Funny?

ROFL

[ Allans Music Store ]

Cat Feeder

This is weird and not safe to view unless you are sure no one is in the house at the same time...

[ Made in Japan ]

[ its a video ]

Wednesday, February 22

Pyramid Box

Printable Pyramid Box. mmmm free stuff.... The box is still cool, and you can always print something on it before making it.

This is a bit of a flash back to the origami craze of September 2005.... But its a pyramid, which is a different shape from a normal box. I really need to get some thicker paper.

[ Pyramid Truffle Boxes ]

MoMA Sticky Journal


Its basicly sticky notes, but in a spiral notebook. I have a freeling you could make one of these...

[ MoMA ]

Tuesday, February 21

Moleskine Notebooks v Filofax - Cost Comparison

Someone has done a cost comparison of the cost of a FiloFax and moleskin notebooks. Bascily (and obviously) the FiloFax is gona cost a heap upfront, for the binder a hole puncher and some paper. But then its running costs is just the paper (you print it off diyplanner.com (hint (hint))). With the moleskin its "cheap" to start with as you only have to buy one at a time. It takes 2 years for them to break even. After that the FiloFax will win as its just paper you have to buy.

2 years is a long time. And know my I would most likey end up wanting to change the binder after 2 years for something else. Essentialy the cost is basicly the same. It will also depend on what you want to do. If its just jotting down notes, then the moleskin would work just fine as its simpiler. If you need a highly complex organisation tool the filofax is the way to go. Especialy if you make lists.

[ PigPog ]

A5 Moleskins at borders in Australia cost $32 and the pocket books $22. This I think is quite expensive when you can get school note books for $0.01, thats one cent. And we dont even have one cent coins anymore...

Another consideration which the article did not consider is the type of paper, wheter you would need a guilotine and ink. One ink cartidge is about one reem of paper. $20 for a cartridge per year. And if you wanted to use thicker paper, thats gona cost more too.

filofaxes are also expensive as they start at $100 for anything decent. They are also bulky and I think you really need to like it before shelling out the money. For me I like to experiment. My organisational tools change on a daily basis so I don't really want to be tied to the filofax for a long time. Also I think they are just too bulky to be carried around. Ofcourse my current setup would indicate that is not one of my concerns... Diary, Notebook, Notepad and my pseudo hipsterPDA. All of that would be about the size of a FiloFax... Maybe a little smaller. It is kinda messy... Which I hate. Which is why I'm thinking about the filofax. It would combine everything. I think I like spirals better then rings. Atleast you have the option of writting on both sides. Also I think my setup is considerably less expensive then either the filofax or the moleskin. Firstly. My note book does not cost $32. Its only $4. It has spirals, which some say is bad as they can get crushed (agreed) but the paper is *hides* better then the moleskin. The Cover is just plain cardboard/thickpaper so again not as durable as the moleskin. Also I Often find that it requires a binder clip just to stop the pages from flapping about in your bag. The moleskin comes with elastic to keep it together. Would be nice to have the lieflat binding of the moleskin, in a cheaper note book. But I think its gona take some time to find something like that. Oh and all the pages are perforated, which means you can take out pages you dont like. Or write someone a note and not have that ugly sprial rip. Looks neat.

I dont really have the option of putting plain paper or squared paper to draw on. But I that can be fixed by actually puting a few pieces in the front pocket of my notebook. My diary is probably the least used thing, but when you do use it, its very handy. Outlook is also good for this, but its just easy to have that with you to look up what day something will lie on etc... you know what I mean...

hipsterPDA isnt very hip atm as its bascily a collection (about 5 stacks) of system cards, held together with a foldback binder clip. I have a general stack, but then I have "special" stacks for other things. Like a list of items I am looking to buy, and slowly you can build up a lot of RELIABLE information on said product, then when you go to purchase the item you have everything you will ever need: prices, features, alternatives, etc... This I find is especialy good if you like to research and shop around.

Would like to get a hold of a system card folder/wallet to carry my cards around. Atleast the general stack and the empty stack. Having seprate stacks also enables you to have stacks that you can just leave at home. Most of the time you can go without the specialised stacks, unless you need it, then you have the option of chucking it in.

If you can draw you could use a visual diary instead of a notebook. I just find I like having lines to write on. Its convenient and looks neater... But if you can draw or draw atleast 50% of the time then I can see how a visual diary would work. The effect of text without the lines is quite awesome. But often (OFTEN) not practical.

The addition of a notepad is mainly becuase I have a surplus of notepads (they come free with the A4 spiral notebooks). So I have a entire draw full of them. So instead of cluttering my notebook with to-do lists I put them in the notebook. I know the whole point of carrying system cards is to use them for everything, including lists. But since I have so many, I can make new lists whenever I get bored with one.

The Ugly Face of Crime

It is statiscly more likely that ugly people will commit crimes. Mainly because they are less likely to get a job, have less freinds, lower social skills, earn less money and get lower grades.

[ The Uglys ]

Vacheron Constantin Tour de I'lle Mens Wristwatch

The Tour de l'Ile is said to be the most complicated wristwatch ever produced. Its case measures 47 x 17.8 mm with dials front and back displaying 16 watchmaking complications and astronomical indications including a minute repeater, perpetual calendar, tourbillon, equation of time, sunrise and sunset time, second time zone, and a representation of the night sky. The movement includes 834 components, 38 jewels and power reserve of 58 hours.

Only 7 were ever made...

[ 1,750,000.00 ]

Oh, and the figure above is expressed in USD, but you do get free shipping...

Anyway like you would buy a watch like that online... Sort of goes against the whole reason for buying the watch...

Harry Winston is a Mad Man

The minimalists watch turned unminimalist... Still very awesome.

[ Urwerk 103.3 ]

Oh and check out the [ Opus V ]

Ron DeCorte's Notebook

[ Watch maker finds the time to blog ]

hahaha

yes a real person that fixes/makes watches. Interesting to read and a lot of nice pics of nice watches.

How Much Is That in todays dollars grandpa?

Have you ever wondered what the value of a dollar was in 1895? Or what the GDP was in 1929? Here is a place where you can ask questions of comparative value covering purchasing power, exchange rates, and other variables between the past and today.

[ Don't be lazy and just do the math your self ]

sheesh

How many ministers does it take to change a light bulb

Members of the british ministery are to be given the choice of a Jaguar XJ V6 or a Toyota Prius.

[ Which would you choose ]

Saturday, February 18

Caffeine Nap

Drink coffee and sleep for 15 mins immediatly after. This will help you stay awake and alert for longer. And some reasearch was done on this to prove it at Laughborough Uni in sunny ol England

[ Caffine good ]

How People Learn

The Book: "How People Learn: Brain, Mind, Experience, and School" is now available online for free!

[ Contents is free ]

Thursday, February 16

Space Elevator

LiftPort Group, a private US company on a quest to build a space elevator by April 2018, stretched the strong carbon ribbon 1 mile (1.6 km) into the sky from the Arizona desert outside Phoenix in January tests, it announced on Monday.

The company's lofty objective will sound familiar to followers of NASA's Centennial Challenges programme. The desired outcome is a 62,000-mile (99,779 km) tether that robotic lifters – powered by laser beams from Earth – can climb, ferrying cargo, satellites and eventually people into space.

The recent test followed a September 2005 demonstration in which LiftPort's robots climbed 300 metres of ribbon tethered to the Earth and pulled taut by a large balloon. This time around, the company tested an improved cable pulled aloft by three balloons.

[ Awesome ]

Pictures of little people

This is what happens when you're not looking. Dirty small people come and clean up your filthy mess. Or make seedless water mellon. I think they use the seeds for fuel buy drying them out and burning them.

[ Little people are relativly small ]

Not New News

Basicly 50 people are planning on not buying any new stuff. Except for food, health, safety and underpants. They are going to take recycling to a new level. Sort of like a hunger strike, but without being hungry.

[ Thats totaly going to help the world ]

They have a yahoo group and blog

Edward Steichen

A crappy picture taken in the dark has sold for $3million US.

[ WTF
]

3D Painted Rooms - 2Loop.com


These rooms are painted so that, when looked at right, optical illusions will appear. Very cool.



[ 3D Painted Rooms - 2Loop.com ]

Ice Cube(s)

Jasmine Roberts, 7th-grade student:
"My hypothesis was that the fast food restaurants’ ice would contain more bacteria that the fast food restaurants’ toilet water."

So Roberts set out to test her hypothesis, selecting five fast food restaurants, within a ten-mile radius of the University of South Florida.

Roberts says at each restaurant she flushed the toilet once, the used sterile gloves to gather samples.

Roberts also collected ice from soda fountains inside the five fast food restaurants. She also asked for cups of ice at the same restaurant's drive thru windows.

"I found that 70-percent of the time, the ice from the fast food restaurant's contain more bacteria than the fast food restaurant's toilet water."

[ Ice Ice Baby ]

A new wave for the office surfer

Office workers slacking off. Study puts the cost at 14 days of unofficial "holiday". That means ur at work slacking off to the equivilant of 14 days.

[ Will now get a new website dedicated to entertaining these slackers ]

Zap Zap

Cool pictures of electricity doing freaky shit. Also some DIY stuff that you should not try at home.

[ High Voltage Sparks and Arcs ]

Atomic Blast Photos

Photos of an atomic blast taken by some kinda super camera with a special 10 foot lens (yes 10 feet (thats about 2.5m eters)).

[ Blast I forgot to use the 400 colour film ]

Tuesday, February 14

Homeless Man Builds Home

Government pulls it down.

"It wasn't the TV, VCR and DVD player hooked up to batteries in the drainage tunnel that had sheriff's Cpl. Troy DuGal shaking his head yesterday.

And it wasn't the homemade methamphetamine pipe or the improvised kitchen, complete with a pantry. It wasn't even the mirror over the bed.

It was what the homeless residents had built behind all that: a dam."

Having turned a storm drain into a two-bedroom apartment, they had erected a waist-high barrier of masonry and concrete to stop water from flowing through their makeshift home.

“It's really quite amazing to see what human ingenuity can come up with,” said county flood engineer Cid Tesoro.

[ Give the Homeless a drain ]

“The homeless are in a sad situation, no doubt about that, but this is a public safety hazard.”

New H-Bomb

For the first time in more than 20 years, U.S. nuclear-weapons scientists are designing a new

H-bomb, the first of probably several new nuclear explosives on the drawing boards.

If they succeed, in perhaps 20 or 25 more years, the United States would have an entirely new nuclear arsenal, and a highly automated fac- tory capable of turning out more warheads as needed, as well as new kinds of warheads.

Summary
*Greater Variety of Warheads
*More power
*Automated factory

[ YAY! ]

Minogue In Lesbian Lapdance - VIDEO!

Dannii Minogue, the equally hot sister of Australian singer Kylie Minogue seems to have a thing for the ladies. News of the World is reporting that Dannii Minogue was caught on tape, via a closed-circuit video camera, getting a super-raunchy lap dance at London's Puss in Boots strip club. The lapdance was full on, breaking all the "no touching" rules, and definitely entered into lesbian territory.

[ Phowar ] <-click for PICTURES!

Man Arrested!

A Man was arrested in a cinema for asking someone to shut up. The real crime is the inconsiderate bitch that was talking. I hope she dies while talking on the phone.

[ DIE DIE DIE! ]

Oil Profit Not Real

The profit that oil companies make is not real. HAHA Just kidding. Their profit is real and they may just start to burn the money instead of the oil just because they can.

The truth is, that if the oil companies did account for the cost the damage done to the climate by the oil that they sold, there would be no profit.

Ofcourse as consumers we could stop using oil, but as there is no substitute... The consipiracy theory is that oil/car companies shut these down before we hear about it. Now they are going to use hydrogen... What a crock.

[ Quack Quack ]

Monday, February 13

Steam Powered R/C

Something Totaly cool. Remote control vehicles powered by steam.

[ crabfu steam toys ]

Saturday, February 11

Mental State Called Flow

Flow is that special time at 2am when ur assignment is due at 11am the same day and you suddenly get that second wind. Ideas flow, you actually get the assignemnt done. The anxiety over the time limit disapears. Everything just clicks and during this time you are able to tackle any problems with ease, dispite spend 3 days trying to figure out why there is a problem with AASB 6 when its identical to the old standard...

That is flow.

To find out more go to the wiki ----> below there is a link

[ this is the wiki ]

But if you want the summarised version go [ here ]

Oh and you can buy the [ book ] Or just read the stuff on the net. Which I quite frankly think is enough.

Friday, February 10

First day at work?

[ here are some tips to help make a good first impression ]

Real Transformer

More video, but its still good. This time its of a real life transformer. Made somewhere in Asia it rolls around like a drag car and then transforms to pose.

[ Transformers: Robots in Disguise
]

Oh and then transforms back again and trys to commit suicide because everyone is just looking at how different he is.

Welcome to the future

This is some cool shit. Normaly touch screens can only have one person touching at one time. In this video you will see that more people is more fun.

[ Multi Touch Screens
]

Wednesday, February 8

Pets In Uniform

The title pretty much speaks for it self. However I am confused as wether to laugh or be scared...

[ Meow ]

Sunday, February 5

MacGyver is Priceless

MacGyver is to return to TV as an advertisement for Mastercard.

[ .priceless.
]

Friday, February 3

Animal Rights Terrorists Strike Again?

This site is super hilarious. Its some kind of christian propaganda site written by idiots. The length of propaganda is quite amazing, and this is not the only article they have... Read it and be amazed at what some people believe.

Heres a taste:::

"The Bible describes those who recommend abstaining from eating meats as extremely evil. They are teaching doctrines of devils with lies and hypocrisy." There is even a bible reference to "back" this up...

Animal Rights Terrorists Strike Again?

Thursday, February 2

Angry Parents Hurl Kids Over Fence

Angry families stormed fences at Hong Kong Disneyland and tossed their children over gates Thursday after the theme park sold out for an eighth consecutive day.

Angry families stormed fences at Hong Kong Disneyland and tossed their children over gates Thursday after the theme park sold out for an eighth consecutive day

[ local6 ]

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