Opinionated news exctraction for all by that geeky accountant type guy...

Friday, July 30

Schick Quattro

If you thought the new Gillette Mach 3 Turbo [Extreame *check...] which the new red handle was breaking shaving news, well check this out.

Its the new Schick Quattro and if you went to primary school or own an audi then you would know that Quattro means four (in inglish). Thats right 4 Blades that will stop at nothing to get rid of that unsightly facial hair its abit like four wheel drive on cars. Also special mention should be made of the "unique Stand" which can show off your new schick Quattro in all of its reflective glory.

Thursday, July 29

Sims 2

More adult oriented content will be in the new game which comes out in the states in September.

Chopper crash in Brisbane

TWO pilots escaped serious injury today when a helicopter owned by child care centre tycoon Eddie Groves crashed into the river in the centre of Brisbane.

The Augusta 109 seven-seater corporate helicopter had dropped off Mr Groves at the Queen Street Wharf helipad pontoon around 8.40am.

Police said the chopper then took off but the 32-year-old pilot heard a noise and returned to the pontoon.

The chopper descended too rapidly, crashing onto the pontoon.

It then tumbled off and came to rest half-submerged in the Brisbane River on the edge of the helipad.


DNA pioneer dies. 30/07/2004. ABC News Online

British Nobel Prize winner Francis Crick, who along with American James Watson discovered the double helix structure of DNA, has died at the age of 88.

Dr Crick won the Nobel Prize for medicine in 1962 for his work on DNA.

He passed away on Wednesday night at a San Diego hospital, where he had been battling colon cancer.

your roadmap to project management

MS

Coffee Cards

Postcards ready for use. Plus its about coffee. My nemisis...

http://www.dailyaddiction.com.au/Daily%20Addiction%20postcard.pdf

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Paper iPod

Its made of Paper.

And no. It not a scrunched up peice of paper with musical note on it...

Send large files easily...

Wonder how long it takes to upload 1 gig...

YouSendIt

Tuesday, July 27

Songs From The Crystal Cave

[its a long post but its all good, in a way that only SS can make it...]

Steven Seagal’s much-awaited first album, has been released exclusively in France on May 18th, 2004.

It has immediately entered the charts on its week of release. The first single from the album, “Girl it’s alright” is currently N°1 of the CLUBS SLOWS CHARTS for the second week in a row !

The album has largely been recorded in the United States, with the collaboration of former Wailers, stars from Jamaican music (Tony rebel, lady Saw, Lt Stichie,…), as well as the exceptional participation of Stevie Wonder. It is a perfect mixture between Steven Seagal’s blues roots and love for world music (reggae, Indian music,…).

Steven Seagal, one of the world’s most popular motion picture actors, hasn’t finished surprising us yet ! “Songs from the crystal cave” is a true gift to us. His love for music, and especially American Black Music, has grown together with his passion for the guitar, which he has been playing since the age of 14.

As a “blues fan”, Steven Seagal admires and has been inspired by some of the greatest musicians ever, such as Curtis Mayfield, Lightning Hopkins, Jimi Hendrix, B.B. King or Robert Johnson. Mixed with world music’s strong influence, his “blues world” compositions appear as natural, subtle, and authentic.

Settled in the United States, Steven Seagal is abroad about 9 months per year, though. His travels have led him to play onstage and record with some of the finest blues musicians, among others : Rock Burton, Léon Russel, TaJ Mahal, Richie Sambora or Delbert Mac Linton. He has also toured with members of the legendary rock group The Band.

Travelling so much and meeting so many people has strongly influenced his music. His faith in Buddhism : “Music is the language of the divine. (…) I believe one can experience complete realization and liberation though sight and sound.” contrasts spectacularly with his actor roles, and brings Steven Seagal’s album an emotional and delicate side.

It took the artist about 5 years to complete "Songs from the Crystal Cave". Steven Seagal being a perfectionist, some of the tracks have been produced by Ric Wake (Shakira, Céline Dion). Jamaican DJ’s Lt. Stitchie, Tony Rebel and Lady Saw (who has turned No Doubt’s « Underneath it all » into a worldwide hit) reinforce the album’s power with their ragga-dancehall dynamic.

The exceptional collaboration of Stevie Wonder on « My God », on which he furiously delivers an amazing harmonica solo, adds some magic to the album and to Steven Seagal’s velvet voice.

These 14 tracks show us Steven Seagal as he has never been seen. The overwhelming reaction of the public (and media) to the album leaves no doubt that Steven Seagal is a consummate musician, a true sensitive, open-minded, honest artist, whose musical career is just starting.

Only in france. But sooner or later he will have to release to his true fan base...

Internet Simulator

Its a game, which simulates the internet...

try and beat 68

???

"The hours of non-hours work worked by a worker in a pay reference period shall be the total of the number of hours spent by him during the pay reference period in carrying out the duties required of him under his contract to do non-hours work."

Get confused with engnish

Sunday, July 25

NSFW

Nude Areobics

Revenge of the Sith

SAN DIEGO - The final "Star Wars" prequel is just "Episode III" no more. Lucasfilm announced its new title Saturday: "Revenge of the Sith."

Lucasfilm announced the new title at the annual Comic-Con International, the annual gathering of tens of thousands of sci-fi and superhero fans.

It was a risky move — some of the notoriously fickle "Star Wars" admirers initially bristled at previous prequel titles "The Phantom Menace" and "Attack of the Clones."

"Star Wars" creator and filmmaker George Lucas did not attend the event, but sent fan relations chief Steve Sansweet in his place.

"Return of the Jedi" was originally to be titled "Revenge of the Jedi." Some advance promotional material even featured that title, but Lucas changed it later in production.

Episode III

Its just not cricket

Carving a niche in the idiocy market

Event Blog

This is an interesting concept, a blog specificly for a live event. Obviously cricket is proberly the only sport where this could be done as it goes for a whole day or week

ind v pak

Saturday, July 24

Google Search: QUT

Special searching of QUT website through google. Not realy that special because pretty much all the uni's in the world are listed, but anyway...

Special

Not likely...

Are you anxious? Are you Introverted? Do you have a high level of neuroticism? Do you tend to shy away from the limelight? avoid practical jokes? And are a worry-wart?

If so you may become addicted to exercise... One of the dangers of this condition include "loss of weight" and other social problems.... If you arent suffering social problems with all of the things listed above then there could be something wrong with your friends as well.

newscorp

Wednesday, July 21

Molanian music

Eurovision Entry

Monday, July 19

Transformers Breakdance

Cant see a better use for bandwidth or 3D animation software or work time... And ofcourse who do you think would be break dancing...

Shockwave of course

Breakbot

Debunking Farenheit 9/11

by a 17 year old girl... (not that i have anything against girls or 17 yr old girls for that matter...) BUT, a sentence in the first paragraph is funny

"So I strapped on my Bush gear and headed toward the theatre to watch the quasi communist in action."

Debunked

See through concrete

It used to be only Superman who could see through concrete walls, but an exhibit at the National Building Museum shows mere mortals can do it, too.

The show, "Liquid Stone," features variations of translucent concrete, a newfangled version of the construction standby that offers a combination of aesthetics and practicality.

One display is a wall of translucent concrete blocks. When someone stands in front of the wall and light is shone from behind, the person's shadow can be seen clearly on the other side.

The translucent blocks are made by mixing glass fibers into the combination of crushed stone, cement and water, varying a process that has been used for centuries to produce a versatile building material. The new process was devised by Hungarian architect Aron Losonczi in 2001.

"The idea came from a work of art I saw in Budapest," he said in a telephone interview from Csongrad in southeast Hungary. "It was made of glass and ordinary concrete, and the idea of combining the two struck me. Then I went to Stockholm [Sweden] to do postgraduate work in architecture, and it developed there."

Exhibit casts concrete in a whole new light

scientists say:

"Change will wreak havoc -- but not for about 2,000 years"

The collapse of the Earth's magnetic field, which both guards the planet and guides many of its creatures, appears to have started in earnest about 150 years ago. The field's strength has waned 10 percent to 15 percent so far and this deterioration has accelerated lately, increasing debate over whether it portends a reversal of the lines of magnetic force that normally envelop the Earth.

During a reversal, the main field weakens, almost vanishes, and then reappears with opposite polarity. Afterward, compass needles that normally point north would point south, and during the thousands of years of transition, much in the heavens and Earth would go askew.

A reversal could knock out power grids, hurt astronauts and satellites, widen atmospheric ozone holes, send polar auroras flashing to the equator and confuse birds, fish and migratory animals that rely on the steadiness of the magnetic field as a navigation aid. But experts said the repercussions would fall short of catastrophic, despite a few proclamations of doom and sketchy evidence of past links between field reversals and species extinctions.

Click the magnetic link...

Freaky fish

The Goblin Shark has a shovel-like snout, flabby body, and a tail with a weakly developed lower lobe.

This species grows to 3.8m in length.

It is not considered dangerous to humans.

The Goblin Shark is found in marine waters to depths of about 1200m. It lives near the sea bottom in scattered localities through the Pacific, Atlantic and Indian Oceans.

In Australia it is known from off New South Wales and possibly from off South Australia.

They even got pictures.


Fish Museum

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Release date: 12/8/2004
Running time: 133 mins
Director: Richard Kelly

The Director's Cut features an extra 20 minutes of footage and 4 new songs

Some may think that Donnie Darko is a typical maladjusted teenager. Actually, Donnie is borderline delusional, beset by visions of a monstrous rabbit, which is trying to keep him under its sinister influence. Prompted by this apparition, Donnie commits antisocial acts while he is undergoing psychotherapy, surviving the vagaries of high-school life and romance, and fortuitously escaping a bizarre death from a falling jet engine. Donnie battles his demons, literally and figuratively, in a series of intertwining story lines that play with time travel, fundamentalist gurus, fate, predestination and the machinations of the universe.

from Hoyts

BBC Doco to be baned by Israel

The Israeli government will lobby Australia's national broadcaster to ditch plans to screen a controversial BBC documentary on the Jewish state.

The program, Israel's Secret Weapon, asserts that Israel has used nerve gas against Palestinians and possesses an arsenal of chemical, biological and nuclear weapons.

ABC Television today said the program would be screened but it had not yet been scheduled.

Israel's ambassador to Australia, Gaby Levy, said he would ask the ABC to reconsider airing the program.

Head of Israel's government press service, Daniel Seaman, said the BBC program bordered on Nazi propaganda and anti-Semitism.

It just doesnt seem right that another govt would try and stop our govt from showing a TV Documentary made by another govt's broadcaster. Arnt we allowed to decide for our selves what we watch and belive in etc...

Anti-Anti-Semetic lobbying

Caught on camera

Looks a bit faky... oh well....

pron

Sunday, July 18

Human Zoo

Check out Councillor Eileen Kinnear with glasses that need to be seen... and Rekha Shah, AKA Shrek.

Its always a fun day at the zoo...

80s Ads

I was born in the 80s but remeber very little. (I will be cool when captin planet makes his retro return). But its still funny to see old ads because some of them were played even in the early 90's which should also be defined as part of the 80's as well because there the 90's didnt realy begin untill 1994/96 which is when the "non-box" type cars came out.................................

Click for nostalgia

Morons Masturbation FAQ

Firstly I thought Mormons live "naturaly" as in no electricity. But once again the internet has pulled through and delivered the goods.

click

Religion

Religious summary in a short flash animation

mushybees

Virtual Flickbook

A virtual flik book with real offline tactileness feelling.


Flick

Now with added touch sensation!

earworm music

More earworm music from jonti and trevor. And just so you know, earworm music is music that is catchy and stays in your head/ear (becuase u "hear" it its using your ear somewhat...)

click for stuff

Friday, July 16

Insane

This guy is more insane than I am...

He is taking 30 pictures per day to make a movie. which means each day is gona yeild 1 second after 1 YEAR he will have 6 mins after 10 YEARS he will have an hour...

More insane then me

60 sec Holiday

Surely you can spare a minute to clean your ears? Take a one-minute vacation from the life you are living.

One-minute vacations are unedited recordings of somewhere, somewhen. Sixty seconds of something else. Sixty seconds to be someone else.

A new one-minute vacation will be added each week on Monday if I can manage it.

Check it out before you go.

Frenzal Rhomb

I dont realy listen to these folk, but none the less i like what they do and recently laid the smack down on that soulless, corporate whore on 2DayFM (B105), Jackie O. Long story short, Jackie O is pissing off a crowd waiting for Frenzal, Frenzal play over the top of her. Jackie O throws a hissy fit. Austereo threatens violence and to "bury" Frenzal unless Frenzal goes on 2DayFM (to apologise. Frenzal goes on 2DayFM and lays the smack down (Zgeek).

Well this is intesting or is going to be interesting becuase they will be taking over the hosting of Today today (3-5 i think) which is at drive time (popular) and then you have the prerecorded ausstereo stuff in the evening. I just hope they continue the prank phone calls....



The audio clip

The transcript

The blog

Ground Zero Typo Caught After Two Years - July 15, 2004

Proof americans realy are ignorant. or just not very observant...

href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0715041wtc1.html">link

NEWS.com.au | NZ cuts ties with Israel over spies (July 16, 2004)

NEW Zealand has cut diplomatic ties with Israel after two alleged Israeli spies - including one who had lived in Sydney for several years - were jailed last night for trying to obtain a false Kiwi passport.

A furious Prime Minister Helen Clark banned Israeli President Moshe Katsov from entering New Zealand, accusing Israel of an "utterly unacceptable breach of New Zealand sovereignty and international law".

"We regard this as an unfriendly action by agents of the Government of Israel," Miss Clark said.

The Israeli rebuke is New Zealand's toughest diplomatic stance since it broke official relations with France over the 1985 Rainbow Warrior bombing, when two French secret agents were convicted of manslaughter for blowing up the Greenpeace ship in Auckland harbour.

Ms Clark immediately suspended all high-level visits to and from Israel and abandoned plans for Foreign Ministry talks with Israel later this year.

link

Shit this is funny

Shit happens

A man is recovering from burns after lighting a cigarette in a portable outhouse in Monongalia County, West Virginia, causing the outhouse to explode.

Saucy outsourcing

Are you poorly paid? Are you constatly having to make up stuff to pretend you are doing real work? Why not pirate porn and sell it in pubs...

THE COMMONWEALTH Bank of Australia seems to have hired some of the sauciest outsourcers in IT history.

The workers hired by EDS were not only using the Bank’s nice thick pipe to download porn, they were, allegedly, burning it to CD and then flogging it in brown paper bags to punters in pubs.

According to company insiders, the thrusting IT staff hired by EDS were so bored and underpaid that becoming paid peddlers of pirated porn was the only avenue open to them.

The summary

Whats funny is that CBA says it has nothing to do with them cos its EDS workers involved (out sourced), but were still crying because their stuff was being used for porn but infact CBA stuff is also outsourced to EDS. And now EDS claims that the suff used was infact "decommissioned" stuff so it wasnt even theirs.. (whos stuff is it then?) Maybe so that any charges arnt made to the company... CBA's website was down on monday.... wonder why

Criky link/fullstory

The Australian

It was on the news

John Coward Lies.

Thats right.... But this website is apparently going to be sued or something to that effect by the fed govt.

But we dont have anything in our constitution about freedom of speach (treason (against the Queen???)), so I guess we cant realy complain. [The Australian constitution just outlines how the government should work. There is nothing in it that implys "individuals rights" (amercian type). Which is where legislation and common law come in, of course common law could override common law.... blah blah blah]

But freedom of speach is generaly excepted and I'm sure there is some common law thingo to protect individuals against this. Also Whoopi Goldberg will no longer appear in ads for diet aid maker Slim-Fast following her lewd wisecracks about President George W Bush's name at a fundraiser last week, the company said today.

Florida-based Slim-Fast said it was "disappointed" in Goldberg's remarks at last Thursday's $US7.5 million ($10.37 million) star-studded fundraiser at Radio City Music Hall in New York.

Update: the website apparently wasnt "austhorised" by someone which is the reason for the fine. But now its been authorised... But they could just move the site and domain to someone overseas...

[I wonder whats going to happen when they start regulating the internet like the real world?]

Semese Street Sexual Shinanigans

Bert and Ernie. When the lights go out...

The worlds biggest...

Biggest Bank

Hitler does disco

Hitler says disco is not dead.

Thursday, July 15

The Crow

Postcards from the Crow.

Wednesday, July 14

Stupid Quote of the week

The way to succeed is to double your error rate.
Thomas J. Watson

Because everyone reads them

ChipKids

The rights and wrongs of RFID-chipping human beings have been debated since the tracking tags reached the technological mainstream. Now, school authorities in the Japanese city of Osaka have decided the benefits outweigh the disadvantages and will now be chipping children in one primary school.

The tags will be read by readers installed in school gates and other key locations to track the kids' movements.

The chips will be put onto kids' schoolbags, name tags or clothing in one Wakayama prefecture school. Denmark's Legoland introduced a similar scheme last month to stop young children going astray.

RFID is more commonly found in supermarket and other retailers' supply chains, however, companies are now seeking more innovative ways to derive value from the tracking technology. US airline Delta recently announced it would be using RFID to track travellers' luggage.

Arent that worried about kids cheating on their exams?

Best poulty dish of all time

A Turkey with a turkey, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken, with oyster dressing inside the chicken, andouille dressing between the chicken and the duck, and cornbread dressing between the duck and the turkey. Wow. (Zgeek - canalien)

Tasty

Monday, July 12

blogs for music people

[Note: its large cos I want to read it later and I will shorten it tomorrow.]

Livewire: MP3 Blogs Serve Rare Songs, Dusty Grooves
Sun Jul 11, 2004 09:10 AM ET

By Adam Pasick

LONDON (Reuters) - A new genre of Web sites that offer an eclectic mix of free music downloads may not be strictly legit, but the sites' creators say they're doing the beleaguered record industry a favor.

Named for the MP3 music format and the popular self-published Web sites known as blogs, they are part online mixtape, part diary, and part music magazine.

The tunes are drawn from remixes, forgotten genres and out-of-print albums, usually accompanied by detailed descriptions and reviews.

"Most of the artists that I cover are pretty obscure, and I like to help them get a bit of publicity and grassroots support," said Matthew Perpetua, a DJ, freelance writer and creator of Fluxblog (http://newflux.blogspot.com/), one of the oldest MP3 blogs.

"The blog also serves as a musical diary for my own purposes," Perpetua said. "It's interesting to go back through it and see what I was interested in, and how my tastes ebb and flow."

Current offerings at Fluxblog include an obscure funk duet by Quincy Jones and Bill Cosby and an unreleased single by songstress Fiona Apple.

Once listeners find an MP3 blogger with a simpatico musical taste, they can check back daily for new tunes. MP3 blogs are intricately cross-referenced via long lists of links, and hopping from site to site can easily consume several hours.

Well-known blogs include Soul Sides (http://www.o-dub.com/crates/weblog/blogger.html), which has underground hip-hop and forgotten R&B; The Tofu Hut (http://tofuhut.blogspot.com/), whose offerings range from gospel artists Blind Mamie and A.C. Forehand to rockabilly performer Carl Perkins to soul god Donnie Hathaway; and Said the Gramophone (http://www.tangmonkey.com/blogs/music/), which has indie rock, folk music and hip-hop.

It's a point of pride among MP3 bloggers to unearth a forgotten musical gem.

"It really is looking for niches," said Soul Sides creator Oliver Wang, a music journalist and radio DJ who digs into his dusty crates of LPs to find forgotten tracks to post online. "The whole point is to show off, to let me introduce you to something you haven't heard about before."

NO CRACKDOWN -- YET

Even the most popular MP3 blogs have no more than a few thousand visitors per day. Perhaps because of their size, or because they don't tend to offer mainstream pop, they have mostly escaped the Recording Industry Association of America's crackdown on illicit downloading.

The lobbying group for the world's largest record labels, seeking to stop illicit file trading that it says has decimated the music industry, has filed thousands of lawsuits against people who use file-trading networks like Kazaa, but MP3 bloggers haven't been targeted -- at least so far.

"I highly doubt that everything that I am doing is legal, but I haven't heard from the RIAA or any of the artists or their record labels yet," said Michael Ryan, who runs two MP3 blogs, Royal Magazine (http://royalmagazine.blogspot.com) and Royal Music (http://royalmusic.blogspot.com).

"If someone contacts me and wants their material removed," he added, "then I will remove it."

The RIAA was not available for comment.

In an attempt to dodge lawsuits, most MP3 blogs have disclaimers that their music is for "sampling purposes only," and they urge people to buy the artists' music. Some have direct links to Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com) and other retailers.

"It's not like I'm posting MP3s of the latest Britney Spears or Usher songs," Ryan said. "The artists whose songs I post generally are not selling that many albums. I post their songs hoping that their music will affect some of my readers the same way that it has affected me and, like me, they will go out and purchase the artist's album."

MARKETING MUSCLE

MP3 blogs may help record labels market music that would otherwise never find an audience and provide an alternative to the zero-tolerance model that says any online songs that aren't purchased are stolen goods.

"I get sent free records all of the time lately, which is a nice sign -- there are a lot of labels out there who see the potential of the MP3 blog format as a venue for marketing records," said Fluxblog's Perpetua. "I think that only the most conservative labels will see MP3 blogs as a threat."

For now at least, music fans on the Web have a cornucopia of new sounds to sample. As the MP3 blog Tofu Hut proclaimed: "The problem is no longer in finding new music; it's how to balance the canoe in the sea of riches."

Web sites:

Music for Robots (http://music.for-robots.com/)

-- A group blog with genres including electronica, hip-hop and punk

Largehearted Boy (http://www.largeheartedboy.com/blog/)

-- Prolific postings of live sets and B-sides

Ready Rock Moe Rex (http://www.livejournal.com/users/moebius_rex/)

-- Recent postings include Afrobeat and R&B

The Number One Songs in Heaven (http://www.londonlee.com/blog.html)

-- Old school funk and soul

The Suburbs Are Killing Us (http://www.christopherporter.com/)

-- Recent postings include reggae and folk


mp3Blogs

Science News Article | Reuters.com

LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's Prince Charles has fired a new broadside at the scientific community, warning them of the dangers of the breakthrough science of nanotechnology.

Like when in X-files Assistant Director bald guy got infected with nano bots and the evil alien shape shifter would make him do his bidding for him or kill him through the nanobots living inside him, which were controled by a palm pilot. (if they had nano bots, couldnt they make a better pda than a palm pilot)

Weird Science

Gadget Models?

Its a photo gallery of hot asian type women and gadgets. What more could I ask for....

Hot Gadget or Hot Photo Model?

The internet has thought of everything. Isnt it great

Group think

A realy interesting article from blogger it self has come to my attention. But all I think its saying is what we already term has "group think" (management term). Is this good or bad, this article is for the former. As in the "group" is better ( a bit like democracy). But group think can still emerge like as in whats "popular". example: franchesca wills...

I dont disagree with the article as its quite specific when it says in "....myriad situations where the many are smarter than the few." So its obviously not wrong there... Also something about the "blogsphere" and "what everyones talking about..." which is self explaniatory.

Weebls Stuff

more flash for those that dont like to read

More Mario Music

[on a simillar note....]

or MMM for short.... this time its a japanese man (or could be asian...) performing a very sprightly rendition of the theme and atmospheric music from Super Mario Brothers on a piano. His work on the atmospheric music is particularily inspired. (from boing boing)

M&M&M

Nintendo Breakz Vol. 1

wow if only there was a better way to waste bandwidth....

snit

Help!

"Trapped in Sticker Factory, Send Help"

That is the cry of a sticker, apparently quite a phenomenon in Lon atm, you can also purchase the stickers for 1.5 quid. But becuase of the exchange rate difference its cheaper to just get an add on bris 31...

to the sticker(s)

Flange this...

Techno + Swearing + Flash + Joel whats his face = something rather good.

Breakdance of the bear

I wonder if this also constitutes cruelty to animals (note: it is not a real bear).

Break Dancing Bear

BBC Motion Gallery

on that note:

Spanning over 70 years, BBC content encompasses more than 300,000 hours of footage, including a wealth of material covering natural history, wildlife, news, locations, art, music, celebrities, culture, performing arts and more. Theres also more offline if you dare ask...

need broadband

b3tamotion3

because u can

taken from the BBC archives

Top Secret NASA mission

The appollo missions doomed from the start...

Drawing of a giant penis in the sky project

Friday, July 9

Spinetingelingly good

the sounds of tomorrow

Bat phone to be installed in melbourne

FLAMBOYANT millionaire mobile phone salesman John Ilhan has ordered a city apartment building be built in the shape of a mobile phone.

The owner of the Crazy John's empire wants a 34-storey building in City Rd, South Melbourne, to become a monument to his billion-dollar business.

Boasting all the cosmetic features of a mobile phone, the 166-apartment building's exterior could feature numbers, "end" and "send" buttons as well as a rooftop antenna.

Permits have been granted for a 110m building, but Mr Ilhan wants to alter the plans to incorporate his radical idea.

[sourced from zgeek]

Plans were later scrapped when he discovered this will still be smaller than majority of the phones available through Hutchison's "3" service.

Thursday, July 8

Festivus...

A spontaneous "festival" is gona be happening this weekend. So do something....

DO SOMETHING

[Note: is this just another note to my self...]

Wednesday, July 7

As if night vision isnt already expensive enough

We knew it gave people the munchies and made them giggle. Now researchers claim to have found a new property in cannabis - it helps us see in the dark.

Scientists made their discovery after becoming intrigued by Moroccan fishermen who not only failed to lose their sense of direction after smoking generous amounts of local kif, a mixture of cannabis and tobacco, but seemed to navigate better on dark nights.

Too bad about the side effects

The story is actually very funny to read...

Pentagoneeee

"If you ran your business this way, you'd be in jail," said Christopher Hellman

Wired

They've been trying for more than a decade. They've built more than 2,000 databases to do the job. They're spending nearly $19 billion a year. But, despite all that effort, Defense Department officials still haven't come up with a way to track the Pentagon's supplies, finances or people, according to a new congressional report.

Bloggers Suffer Burnout

Just light the fire....

Blog spam

Wankers

what blogs link to

What... All I can say is it doenst help me

Read blog in 3D

Make D-news three time more enjoyable by viewing it in 3D

Glasses not need

Tape NOT dead

Despite long running rumours of the death of tape, solutions of various formats are employed, almost universally, somewhere in the routine, but vitally important, task of the backup or archiving of data. Tape systems continue to evolve; while their position in the data protection chain may be altering, tape technology still has a role to play in all areas of the market.

These libraries can therefore scale from solutions with raw capacities of around 29 Tb to those reaching up to 90 Pb. The extremely high slot density of the StreamLine SL8500 modular library system is designed to optimise the use of the floor space in data centres and it is claimed that the system supports “all major operating systems.

As reported

[note: tape is also still appropriate for audio repoduction...]

More Classic NES Titles For GBA Announced

Japan first:

Mario 2
Zelda 2
Metroid
Kid Icarus
Castlevania

Whoo

[note: GBA or GBA sp needed]

The government lets one rip

THE ABC has come under fire for wasting taxpayers' money on a new website which encourages children to "make better farts".

The Federal Government is outraged that the national broadcaster axed the popular children's show Behind The News because of a lack of funding, but managed to find money to teach kids how to break wind more effectively.

Another section titled "celebrity farts" asks high-profile Australians to recall their fondest farting memory. Stephen Curry, star of the hit film The Castle, tells young readers of his best effort "in the summer of '89".

phew

SpiderMan 2 -> Lego

No not a playset.... But an actually 2 min video.

Productions using lego seem to have a very small turnaround time and cost very little to make.... hmmm

Tuesday, July 6

Is Gmail creapy

I have a Gmail account for my website, which makes sense because u can/could get a lot of emails, and also a lot of spam becuase you are advertising your email address on your website.... I dont mind if the computer is reading my email to get ads, they do that with websites anyway. It is scary that they would read it for other things, like "illegal mp3s" or when you want to "blow up a plane" or "flight details" when you have relatives coming over, which is private but not illegal, so even if they read it who realy cares... piracy and terrorism seem to be the main illegal activities that ppl think about. but there could be other things like when you want to rob a bank or grafiti the desks at school.... Its also just plain nosy.... Most email will not have anything illegal in it. Except for maybe SPAM..... Hopefully they will use this information to stop them.

Also I dont care if they collect information about my "buying" habits as I dont even have any money to buy stuff... AHHAA jokes on them... fools... they should of figured out by now that people who have had computer progs/apps (inc internet apps such as gmail) for FREE all their lives arnt going to start paying for these "services".... and when ppl like my self ever wanted to buy something we would do a lot of research anyway...

Scare mongars or the voice of reason...

Free Perl CGI Scripts

Wow free stuff, and since for some reason cgi.resources is timeing out.... its a good place to begin

Its free

Mouse sensativity

Click here to test the senestivity of your mouse... on the INTERNET

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If only it would rain

Rember that paper arcade crap well how about something similiar but with that uniquire japanese twist... Mainly just pokemon stuff but I think the coolest thing is the realy old nes...

Oh yeah the link


for a rainy day

Waxy.org

Cool website to read/link to/get links from...

Andy Baio lives here

John Howard

Howards Blog

[note: this is a mock site]

Frany's fanny

More phwoar...

Moore: Go ahead, pirate my movie


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Probably the most controversial movie director at the moment, Michael Moore, has told to press that he doesn't have any problem whatsoever with people sharing his latest movie, Fahrenheit 9/11 illegally over the P2P networks.

"I don’t agree with the copyright laws and I don’t have a problem with people downloading the movie and sharing it with people as long as they’re not trying to make a profit off my labour. I would oppose that," Moore said. "I do well enough already and I made this film because I want the world to change. The more people who see it the better, so I’m happy this is happening."

"Is it wrong for someone who’s bought a film on DVD to let a friend watch it for free? Of course it’s not. It never has been and never will be. I think information, art and ideas should be shared."

It is also interesting to notice that the company distributing Moore's latest movie, Lions Gate Films, seems to share his views on piracy as well, as the company has stated it doesn't oppose the practice of people sharing the movie over the P2P networks for free. Obviously company hasn't released any public press statements about its views as it has to maintain good relations with the MPAA and the other movie industry establisments.

because it helps with file management...

And from a more legitimate source (as if it matters...) [Sunday Herald]

The activist, author and director told the Sunday Herald that, as long as pirated copies of his film were not being sold, he had no problem with it being downloaded.

“I don’t agree with the copyright laws and I don’t have a problem with people downloading the movie and sharing it with people as long as they’re not trying to make a profit off my labour. I would oppose that,” he said.

“I do well enough already and I made this film because I want the world, to change. The more people who see it the better, so I’m happy this is happening.”

Moore’s views have not been well received by Hollywood’s establishment, which is fighting a war against the online pirates it claims cost the industry £1.6 billion a year in lost sales.

Jack Valenti, the outgoing president of the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA), said: “We are proud that American films continue to enjoy immense popularity around the world but the need for copyright protection in the digital age is crucial to the preservation of our most prized trade asset.

“Piracy is having a dramatic impact on the creators and copyright owners of this nation, and its defeat depends largely on the commit ment and resolve of the entire industry.

“File sharing causes tremendous financial loss to the movie business, untold hardship to support workers, and costs thousands of jobs.”

Distributed via websites such as suprnova.org, which lays claim to having served more than 17 million downloads, Moore’s documentary critique of the Bush administration’s red, white and blue rush into war with Iraq is among the web’s hottest properties.

Thousands of copies of Fahrenheit 9/11 have already been downloaded, each taking about 3.5 hours over a broadband connection.

Ironically, the burgeoning underground market for Moore’s much-debated documentary has been championed by both sides of the political divide. While left-wing sites promote the film’s message, opponents of the high-profile polemicist are urging people to “steal” their copy, thus denying its director his cut of the profits.

Last month the website of producers Lions Gate Films was subjected to a barrage of attacks by hackers, with one creating a link to a download destination on the site’s front page.

Despite up to 150 people simultaneously bagging free copies of its most valuable property at any given time 24 hours a day, Lions Gate says it has no plans to oppose the practice. While unwilling to make any official statement likely to further provoke Hollywood’s heavy hitters, the film company appears to have fallen into line with its director’s laissez-faire approach.

Moore said: “Is it wrong for someone who’s bought a film on DVD to let a friend watch it for free? Of course it’s not. It never has been and never will be. I think information, art and ideas should be shared.”

Defenders of Moore’s position include Pulp Fiction director Quentin Tarantino, who earlier this year encouraged audiences in countries where his films are not legally available to obtain counterfeit copies.

The furore engulfing Moore is just the latest in a series of controversies surrounding the film. Almost smothered by original production company Miramax’s refusal to distribute the final cut, he also this year launched an unsuccessful legal attempt to overturn the MPAA’s decision to give the documentary an “R” rating, which barred under-16s from seeing the movie without an adult.

Opposed by Move America Forward, a conservative group set up to dissuade cinemas from showing the film, Fahrenheit 9/11 has become one of the most controversial productions in Hollywood history. Last month Australian distributors Hopscotch Films claimed to have received e-mails warning that if the company went ahead with its planned release of the movie, it would do so “at our own peril”.

The hubbub is unlikely to subside any time soon. With Lions Gate reporting that DVD rights are likely to be won by Disney-owned Buena Vista Home Entertainment, many commentators believe the digital distribution network may yet face serious opposition.

Valenti said: “Nobody can allow their rights to be stolen because, if you can’t retrieve your investment, you’re out of the movie business,

“I don’t think there’s really a single actor or director in the world who does not believe that if you don’t combat piracy, it will devour you in the future.”


Comic Network

To create a small, quality group of webcomics that will be stronger and happier together than apart. We have achieved this modest goal through promotion, community, reputation, and respect.

Dayfree Press has decided on a comfortable membership level of 15 comic strips, with a possible long-term goal of 20. As the convention season advances, it is expected to see the network members sharing tables at conventions. Group projects and products have been discussed… keep your eyes open.

Power in numbers? or is it just a popularity contest...

Button / stickers / badge / icons / banners / label

Well since I have been going on a bit of a button rampage. Thought it might be wise to provide a link to someone who makes them click for buttons Here is a list of where to get buttons from Taylor McKnight The buttons from antipixel can also be recreated using a script (the buttons are the "silkscreen" type (i have no idea what this means... (only that it emits coolness))) Script info The script for the button maker.... I love stuff like this everything is just so much easyer to do... Almost to the extent where I feel like making an online calculator of somekind, then I realise I cant...

Monday, July 5

Get certified

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FeedBurner

No this is not a cool lighter trick.... but the anouncement of my new RSS/XML feed

I know that the atom feeds that blogger outputs are crap and arnt supported by a lot of things and I actually like RSS v2.0 better.... anyway

the atom feed is still around [http://d-news.blogspot.com/atom.xml]
but I got a new one which is much fancyer etc -> http://feeds.feedburner.com/D-news <-

Just whack that into your feed reader/agregator thingo and you dont even have to visit this effort of retarded CSSness...

(note: there is also a feed for beancounting -> http://feeds.feedburner.com/BeanCounting <-

button Maddness

I think I have overdone it with the buttons, so I will attempt to fix up this mess into something more coherant.

Sunday, July 4

Tax fraud is bad for you

A Brisbane accountant has been jailed for 4 years

This jail term brings to 39 the number of people sentenced to prison so far this financial year on tax fraud.

ATOohno

googlebox

Make your site searchable

NSFW or school...

A teenage girl from Sydney's most exclusive co-educational school has been suspended after sexually suggestive photographs were sent to fellow and former pupils.

Barker College suspended 17-year-old Francesca Willis, a part-time model and HSC student, after two photographs featuring poses in uniform in a year 12 common room appeared in emails from as far afield as London.

It is believed the picture fell into the hands of other students and was then circulated to rival schools. It spread around the world as more people added comments to the image.

A spokesman for Ms Willis insisted she had not been a party to posting the image.

But her plight seems certain to add to concerns about the dangers of young people posting images on the internet.

The internet is not safe for the real world... (but the real world is safe for the internet)

Smut Hourly or Daily

She also has a blog which is obviously not working right now... But it has been cached by google....

There were two pictures taken....


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The Matrix reloaded: on Internet

Terror Matrix

Playing with fire

The website formerly known as zippotricks.com - famous for detailing 555 daring stunts performed with petrol-fuelled Zippo lighters - will mark the Fourth of July holiday by relaunching under a new name.

The global relaunch, under the name Lightertricks.com, will cause considerable anger, particularly in the US.

Last summer, the NFPA and US senators, who felt the site was encouraging young people to play with fire, called for Zippotricks' closure.

Watch out this is a hot link.

Click here to get back in the kitchen

Macy to sing nude

ECCENTRIC singer Macy Gray has come up with an unusual way to raise money for charity - performing naked.

The rhythm and blues star said she would appear in nothing but a pair of Jimmy Choo heels at her London gig tomorrow.

Gray will reveal all to raise cash for the Elton John Aids Foundation.

Gray was invited to be part of an auction in which photographs of stars in Jimmy Choo shoes would be sold.

"She wanted to do something special for it, so decided that in her photograph she would be naked onstage. It is a very sexy statement," Gray's spokesman said.

The gig will take place at The Coronet in Elephant and Castle.

NEWS.com.au>This link however is SFW

Saturday, July 3

Full metal jacket

Just so all you fools know, Full metal jacket is on tonight at 9:30pm on sbs.

Tv Guide

Make your own anime icon

This little app will generate a small picture/ "icon" (which could be used in MSN messenger or mobile phones...) and it generates in the fashion of anime which makes it even better.

Click for magical HTML stuff

Friday, July 2

Chopra should be opener

More cric news this time by Mr Chappel.

Murali in Herts

Nostalgia

MT is officialy now crap

Turns out MT has turned to crap with pricing and licence that would make even M$ point the finger.... Anyway I use good ol' blogger which has everything sorted (including hosting). But lets say Blogger isn't enough and occasionally it isn't (or doesn't work well but you put up with it because its just easier....). You need something else. The two obvious options would be a php or ASP site running a sql database of some kind (ASP could run access....) anyway these require work and time etc, something that I don't have (which is why I just use blogger ) So we need some other alternatives (which are free):

Blogger
Tripod
Text Pattern
Drupal
Blosxom
WordPress

[There are many others but they are crap and are just some version of MT/other running in the back ground and you just put your details in and off you go. They are crap because they never last very long]

Blogger is simple to use and is just the best for simple but effective blogging. Its only downfall is when you want multiple pages, then you need to do a workaround like I have done. Or get a pro user account or aggregate into a php page, which is not viable (it also costs money)

Tripod has now steped up and is actually a website, but with a CMS program which is the "blog" it has everything blogger has, but you can also do more with it because you get webspage... which is more effective than just a fakey that blogger gives you. But the new thing with tripod is that you can now blog from your telephone, pictures (mms), audio and VIDEO blogging... So many features. If only the advertising wasn't so obtrusive...

The others I have no idea about but are supposed to be good. The others require php and sql support, so if you cant be bothered learning php or even thinking about it just stick with blogger. The main reason I hate PHP and sql is because of the low amount of support for it with free hosting providers, they only give you so much and limited support for the sql database/php and then its a hassle to even get the blog app to work.

Well none of this should concern me but it does because what this means is that in the future blogging with require php and sql knowledge (you don't need to know about it to make it work, but for some reason I do). Here is a link that breaks down the blog apps into a nice table (most are php/sql). Another article which is super awesome, as it breaks it down and is very thorough and consistent.

I remember now, you need to install the php and sql server (environment) in order to work with the php...

Edit: MT is crap because its no longer free and with so many other great blog apps out there why bother with MT. The others may require PHP/SQL but once you find a host for them it should be plain sailing.

just a bunch of links

just a bunch of links

Thursday, July 1

Spidey Mania


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Get more spidy mania here.

Blog offline

With the help of this handy tool. Im not sure how good it is, or even if it works. But thats what it said, so I'm downloading it.

What the Blog

Speed of light not constant

The speed of light, one of the most sacrosanct of the universal physical constants, may have been lower as recently as two billion years ago - and not in some far corner of the universe, but right here on Earth.

The controversial finding is turning up the heat on an already simmering debate, especially since it is based on re-analysis of old data that has long been used to argue for exactly the opposite: the constancy of the speed of light and other constants.

A varying speed of light contradicts Einstein's theory of relativity, and would undermine much of traditional physics. But some physicists believe it would elegantly explain puzzling cosmological phenomena such as the nearly uniform temperature of the universe. It might also support string theories that predict extra spatial dimensions.

NOOOO...

Its actually a good read.

Blade 3

Considering I havent seen the other movies yet, this is unwelcomed...

But anyway here is the trailer for the third movie.

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